Clark will park anywhere as long as he is in the lines

September 17, 2007

Clark Quote

January 14, 2007

"There are only 2 times when a man can cry in his
life, if he loses a child and when he wins the super bowl."

December 30, 2006

"I am very disappointed in Brittany Spears and Justin
Timberlake"

December 10, 2006

I want Sean Payton to Coach LSU Basketball

December 2, 2006

"I don't have a problem with gays getting married anymore. Straight people have messed it all up. All they want is gifts when they get married."

December 2, 2006

"You give me six guys and I could win the war on drugs. Just six guys."

August 27, 2006

"I thought for sure I would be digging a hole and putting a body in it within an hour."

May 11, 2006

"I would not want to live in a world of all Clarks, Well actually that would be pretty cool."

"My daughter is going to be a complete whore. I hope it does not start until after she is eighteen."