"There are only 2 times when a man can cry in his
life, if he loses a child and when he wins the super bowl."
"I am very disappointed in Brittany Spears and Justin
I want Sean Payton to Coach LSU Basketball
"I don't have a problem with gays getting married anymore. Straight people have messed it all up. All they want is gifts when they get married."
"You give me six guys and I could win the war on drugs. Just six guys."
"I thought for sure I would be digging a hole and putting a body in it within an hour."
"I would not want to live in a world of all Clarks, Well actually that would be pretty cool."
"My daughter is going to be a complete whore. I hope it does not start until after she is eighteen."