Clark Quote

"There are only 2 times when a man can cry in his
life, if he loses a child and when he wins the super bowl."

Clark Quote

"I don't have a problem with gays getting married anymore.  Straight people have messed it all up.  All they want is gifts when they get married."

Two New Clark Quotes

"I would not want to live in a world of all Clarks,  Well actually that would be pretty cool."

"My daughter is going to be a complete whore. I hope it does not start until after she is eighteen."