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Brandon Dufrene
"You know you are getting fat when you can
see your own cheeks"
"You know you are getting fat
when: the jeans that were once a size too big look painted on."
"I might be gaining weight but I still wake up in a different girl's bedroom every morning."
"What do women see in this
guy?"
"Well, I finally did it, I split
my jeans"
No Quote, but Brandon's watch
band blew apart when he flexed his chubby wrist.
"I will kill you if you tell anyone this, but I just want someone to hold
me."
"Do you think KFC is still open?"
"That song reminds me of
screwing southern girls during Mardi Gras."
"Jupiter is my favorite planet, but I could never
live there because I wouldn't get laid."
"Mom, what are we going to do with all this chili?"
"Will that rash go away on its own?"
"I love this bar, you can break wind and no one
can tell."
"You can come over, but I am not going
outside because I look like I am pregnant."
"I don't like girls driving alone at night.
There are guys like me out there."
"I thought a metrosexual was someone who had
sex on the metro."
" I love it when girls tell me this is the first
time they have every gone home from a bar with a guy. Who are
they kidding."
"If this vans a rocking, don't come a knocking."
"I am too stressed about what color to paint my
living room to think of anything else right now."
"Brandon, I don't think that girl is like that."
"There all like that when I get done with them."
"If I went to a nude beach, I would stick my ass
in everyone's face."
"Boudreaux's Butt Paste is like catnip for women"
"After Christmas, fat Brandon is gone."
"I can't dance anymore because I am too top
heavy."
"If I dance I might break my ankles"
"I can't see around my fatness"
"Its time to start losing weight when you notice dimples in your
ass."
Brandon got a B on his math test.
"I am the Alpha Alpha Male"
"Brandon got an A on his math
test."
"Clark, Let me tell you about Uncle Sam's
Misguided Soldiers."
"Thank god for baby wipes."
Hope i get bit, maybe the damn shark
will remove some of this stomach fat
"Football Season has started again.
I have goose bumps on my balls."
"I think these seats have gotten smaller"
" I am going to be half the man I used to be"
"How can Clark know all these hot girls and never
get laid."
" I think I smell like a Turkey"
"I enjoy sports, movies, camping, and anything
that involves the nightlife."
"Why is that girls always end up going crazy when I break up with them?
"When I get hot, I get anxious."
"My crotch smells like pizza."
" The AM stations started working in the mini again."