Brandon Dufrene

• "You know you are getting fat when you can see your own cheeks"
   

• "You know you are getting fat when: the jeans that were once a size too big look painted on."
   

• "I might be gaining weight but I still wake up in a different girl's bedroom every morning."

• "What do women see in this guy?" 
   

• "Well, I finally did it, I split my jeans"
   

• No Quote, but Brandon's watch band blew apart when he flexed his chubby wrist.
   

• "I will kill you if you tell anyone this, but I just want someone to hold me."
   

• "Do you think KFC is still open?"
   

• "That song reminds me of screwing southern girls during Mardi Gras."
   

• "Jupiter is my favorite planet, but I could never live there because I wouldn't get laid."
   

• "Mom, what are we going to do with all this chili?"

• "Will that rash go away on its own?"
   

• "I love this bar, you can break wind and no one can tell."
   

• "You can come over, but I am not going outside because I look like I am pregnant."
   

• "I don't like girls driving alone at night.  There are guys like me out there."
   

• "I thought a metrosexual was someone who had sex on the metro."
   

• " I love it when girls tell me this is the first time they have every gone home from a bar with a guy.  Who are they kidding."
   

• "If this vans a rocking, don't come a knocking."
   

• "I am too stressed about what color to paint my living room to think of anything else right now."
   

• "Brandon, I don't think that girl is like that."  "There all like that when I get done with them."
   

• "If I went to a nude beach, I would stick my ass in everyone's face."
   

• "Boudreaux's Butt Paste is like catnip for women"
   

• "After Christmas, fat Brandon is gone."
   

• "I can't dance anymore because I am too top heavy."
   

• "If I dance I might break my ankles"
   

• "I can't see around my fatness"
   

• "Its time to start losing weight when you notice dimples in your ass."
   

• Brandon got a B on his math test.
   

• "I am the Alpha Alpha Male"
   

• "Brandon got an A on his math test."
   

• "Clark, Let me tell you about Uncle Sam's Misguided Soldiers."
   

• "Thank god for baby wipes."
   

• Hope i get bit, maybe the damn shark will remove some of this stomach fat
   

• "Football Season has started again.  I have goose bumps on my balls."
   

• "I think these seats have gotten smaller"
   

• " I am going to be half the man I used to be"
   

• "How can Clark know all these hot girls and never get laid."
   

• " I think I smell like a Turkey"
   

• "I enjoy sports, movies, camping, and anything that involves the nightlife."
   

• "Why is that girls always end up going crazy when I break up with them?

• "When I get hot, I get anxious."

• "My crotch smells like pizza." 

• " The AM stations started working in the mini again."